That seems like a question for the owner of the store. Politely request to speak with him or her, prepared with questions you’d like to ask. “Are you aware that plastic is clogging up our oceans at an extremely alarming pace? Did you know that aluminum, when properly recycled, never ends up in oceans? That it’s infinitely recyclable? Do you know about Ever & Ever, a water that comes in aluminum bottle-cans, which, coincidentally, would look great in your water section?”

We’re afraid not. Recycling, much to our constant dismay, doesn’t pay much credence to the concept of individuality.

On principle, we refuse to take a side on such a personal matter, but we would like to reassure you that, however you choose, you’ll end up refreshed and with an empty bottle-can that can be recycled into something else.

We offer free shipping on all orders in the U.S.

Unfortunately, we do not.

For the last time, Frank, no.

You’ll receive a tracking link in your confirmation email. If that doesn’t satisfy your thirst for shipping information, we suggest contacting us at hello@drinkeverandever.com.

Typically within 10 days of ship date or approximately .0000000000000000000000000000000000001% of aluminum’s life span.

If your order was damaged in transit, or if you received the wrong order, reach out to hello@drinkeverandever.com and we’ll get you sorted. Otherwise, we don’t accept returns. If, for whatever reason, you are unsatisfied with your Ever & Ever, may we recommend passing it along to a friend or family member or coworker who often drinks from single-use plastic water bottles, proselytizing to them the many merits of aluminum?

Much like the aluminum it is made of, Ever & Ever is best enjoyed as a cycle that keeps going and going. A subscription is ideal if you want to keep your home or office fridge stocked with Ever & Ever, in perpetuity. To sign up, select the “subscription” option on the product page when checking out.

Log in to your customer account with your email address. On the Account page, click on Subscriptions, then click on Billing Information.

On the Account page, click on Orders, then My Subscriptions, then Change shipping address.

If you decide to end your subscription, you can cancel via the Account page. Before doing so, please picture sad seals and fish and whales swimming among plastic, as to induce a guilt trip that may sway you from canceling.

You save 10% per case or $2.39 per case. That adds up. You can buy a case of Ever & Ever with that money.

We are available to respond to all of your qualms, concerns, and queries at hello@drinkeverandever.com.

Please, not here. Not now.